It has been one month since I began. One month since I had coke. One month since I've had ANY soda. I wan't a prize, damnit!
As for results for anyone thinking of quitting pop entirely. Day two and three you'll feel pretty good. Somewhere before the end of the week you will have massive headaches and try to kill your spouse with your bare fists. You will lose this battle because you have weak girly arms.
Two weeks, you will sleep better but everywhere you go there will be coke. It will be on signs and in the mirror behind you when you brush your teeth. It will hide in the deep recesses of your mind while you sleep. You will cease wanting sex and instead fantasize about the cold burning bubbles of a freshly-cracked can in the morning.
Three weeks you'll begin to wonder what you will drink with the pizza you're ordering. You will order food less, realizing you only ever wanted the coke after all.
Four weeks, you will post about it and demand a prize.
2 comments:
Congratulations! :) I envy your willpower
Well done! If you could spread a little of that will power thisa way, I'd appreciate it ;)
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